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"Who Saw Him Go? by Wendy Leeve"
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"What do piggys take when they are sick? Pigicillin!"
"Ever fill a garbage bag, put your foot on it and stomped the hell out of it so it held 9 times what it's supposed to? Yoga pants explained."
"HR wants me to give myself a self evaluation. This will be the first and last time they make this mistake."
"What is the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic corn husker? One shucks between fits.."
"The Philippines is the only country in the world who turns its flag upside down during times of war while French people remove the red and blue colour"
"Very offensive man on the loose with flint and steel Sparks outrage"
"How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die? Through the windu!"
"Me: I just want to sleep! Brain: AND I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT EVERY LIFE CHOICE YOU'VE EVER MADE! Bladder: Oh & don't forget about me."