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"Purple is my favorite color! I like it more than blue and red combined."
"[death row] Okay Johnson, it's time. Any last requests? Pardon me? I said it's time, any lastah I see what you did there, Johnson. Good one"
"How come there's a History Channel that tells us what happened but not a Future Channel that tells us what's about to happen? That's racist."
"There are rumours big Canadian banks Scotia and TD may merge... giving Canada one giant STD"
"I really don't understand why people think mayweather is so great I'd much rather have June weather"
"The future The world in 10 years... MTV announcer: a new punk rock band making its way to the top 100... Band leader: I'm sorry did you just assume our genre?"
"So you know the show Say Yes To The Dress There should be a show about women deciding whether or not to get an abortion called ""Say Maybe To The Baby"""
"WOW! The Vatican has declared child sex abuse is a crime. Next thing you know they'll ban burning witches!"
"My dad was fired from his job in road work for theft... I didn't believe it at first. But when I got home, all the signs were there."