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Joke of the Day

"""Hey girl... You a pokemon trainer?"" Because you make my wiggly tuff"

"In the expression "" romantic dinner "" for women key word is "" romantic "" and for men - "" dinner""."

"If I knew how to pull a rabbit out of a hat I would never stop. Rabbits are great."

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair Virgin mobile"

"Wanna know what 1000 marbles spilling on a tile floor sounds like? Have kids."

"Biochemists at Chipotle have discovered a way to defeat ISIS militants without any civilian casualties Free Burrito Bowls."

"How do you cook toilet paper? You brown it on one side"

"What is a Canadian's Favorite Game? Sorry!"

"I'm still a little pissed we didn't get to keep the tail through the evolutionary process."

"I quit my job as a taxi driver... I just can't stand people talking behind my back."