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Joke of the Day
"Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil? Insufficient funds."
Next Joke
"ME: Hi, come get me. This house is weird and someone is snoring. MOM: Honey, for the last time you're not at a sleepover. You're married."
"I've developed a phobia of elevators. I'm taking steps to avoid them."
"I bet the first guy who threw shit into a fan never knew what an incredible legacy he would leave."
"my wife wouldn't let me wear my pajama jeans to her awards luncheon thing because you can ""see my balls through them"" smh"
"What's the similarity between a match and a black person? You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work."
"Watson asks Holmes What type of rock is this? It has many layers compressed together."
"Trying to explain to H that when the doctor said he can have one red wine a day, he didn't mean bottle."
"Donald Trump is probably the closest we'll ever get to electing Eric Cartman president."
"Error 609: When your kid sleeps in between."