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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump is probably the closest we'll ever get to electing Eric Cartman president."
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"This year I'm the Invisible Man for Halloween, according to this bartender that apparently hasn't seen me standing here for an hour"
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"[picking out a washing machine] how many watermelons can this hold? ""uhh I dunno, 11?"" only 11? *keeps walking to next one* how many waterme"
"Went to the hospital to wish a pregnant lady giving birth a Happy Labor Day and she ripped my throat out :("
"I hate being bi-polar. It's AWESOME!"