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Joke of the Day

"I've developed a phobia of elevators. I'm taking steps to avoid them."

"New science shows that diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans."

"My poor knowledge of Mexican food has always been my chilaquiles heel. You didn't even have to click through to get the punchline."

"Did you hear about the red luxury cruise liner that collided with the blue luxury cruise liner? The passengers and crew were marooned."

"Nintendo just announced the first haunted tower for Pokemon GO The New World Trade Center"

"What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi"

"[waffle house] Waitress: how do u like your eggs Me: hatched and with their families W: no how do u like them cooked M: [spits out coffee]"

"My friend said he had a hole in his sock. I replied, ""Darn it!"""

"The NFL's Refs"

"After lengthy reflection, I've concluded that having kids wasn't worth the seven times my son took out the garbage for me."