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Joke of the Day

"What's the similarity between a match and a black person? You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work."

"Half-life 3 has finally been announced at E3!! :("

"How do you confuse a blonde? You don't... They're born that way"

"How do you ruin a good joke? By posting it over and over on the same subreddit"

"I renewed my driver's license today and was asked if I wanted to be an organ donor. I declined but did offer to give them my old harmonica."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ? Brazil support a girls chest !"

"What is the first thing Trump will do when is the President Build a wall around the White House and make all the visitors pay for it!"

"What's the latest Irish invention? A helicopter ejector seat"

"What do you call a political conservative woman who is required to always be there? Amanda Tory"

"Me: Dropped my phone & now screen doesn't work. Help forum: Should've had a better case. Apparently, my mother works in Samsung support now."