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Joke of the Day
"First World Problems Mi atocoreect is brokan."
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"Jokes in English Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"Chris Rea came to my garden centre today... ...he bought a driving gnome for Christmas."
"I don't know the lyrics to any of Pitbull's songs, but in my defense, I'm not really convinced he does either."
"Did you hear the joke about the sewing machine? It'll leave you in stitches!"
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"Did you hear about the man with five dicks? His pants fit like a glove. I'm so sorry. So sorry."