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Joke of the Day
"Chris Rea came to my garden centre today... ...he bought a driving gnome for Christmas."
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"What do toys and boobs have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them!"
"My phone corrects ""haha"" to ""hahaha"", so all my friends think they're 50% funnier than they actually are."
"If you could create a pill, what would it be for and what would the side effects be?"
"Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend? Because Sharon is Karen."
"Im going to make a joke about Polish people They're shiny"
"Who granted the fish's wish? Fairy codmother"
"The Super Bowl is a great opportunity to let 200 million people know your ad agency sucks."
"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches."
"My hips don't lie. The bastards run around telling everybody how much I like donuts."