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Joke of the Day
"People call me peanut-butter... Because everywhere I go, folks be gettin' jelly."
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"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? none, that's a hardware problem."
"What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac? A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog."
"I like most ancient cities... But I Constantinople."
"Police are saying that they're looking for a black man in his early twenties... And that they always will be."
"What did the penis say to the asshole in the morning? This bowl ain't big enough for the both of us."
"How does a redneck mother know her daughter is on her period? Her son's dick tastes funny."