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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man with five dicks? His pants fit like a glove. I'm so sorry. So sorry."
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"Did you hear about the convicted grammar Nazi? He was *sentenced* to death"
"What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course? A hole in Juan"
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