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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man with five dicks? His pants fit like a glove. I'm so sorry. So sorry."
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"I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift.. But I couldn't find a manual."
"I'd just like to thank the sidewalk For keeping me off the streets"
"Why do we always see a Dung Beetle with a ball of shit? Because that's how he rolls. ^^/groan"
"what do you call it when batman skips church christian bale"
"I accidentally sent everyone in my address book a naked picture of myself It cost a fortune in stamps"
"Wanted: 1 Psychic. You know who you are."
"Jared Fogle says, ""Spell 'Tuna Sub' backwards and that's what I'll do in your kid's face"""
"Vibrato: Used by fretless players to hide the fact that they are on the wrong pitch."
"I wanted to bake you a bundt... but I was stopped by anti-caking agents."