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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the joke about the sewing machine? It'll leave you in stitches!"
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"I asked out a statistician on a date. She failed to reject me."
"Nobody is saving anything on car insurance. We're all being ripped off."
"Nerds ""Who are they? Who do they look up to? And if they're so awkward with the opposite sex, why are there so many of them?"" - Adam Hills"
"What do you say to an native american who, you think, is telling you lies? Don't sittin' bullshit me."
"I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now."
"What did the cannibal girl do after she dumped her boyfriend? Wiped her butt."
"If I had a dollar for every girl I fucked ... ... I would be still fucking poor!"
"""millennials are idiots"" - the generation that made a millionaire out of the creator of the pet rock"
"I had some good news today; a TV Station have commissioned my new show about what goes on inside a cockpit. We're filming the pilot next week."