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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the joke about the sewing machine? It'll leave you in stitches!"

"If I ever say, ""Do you want me to be honest?"" Say no."

"I just got asked to work on a ""special project"" which is boss for ""This was assigned to me but you're smarter so here you do it."""

"Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash? To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump."

"Trump is asked what his position on women's issues Trump replies ""Look, I know a lot of women and they all have issues"""

"They say it ain't over until the fat lady sings. No wonder Feminist can't start things"

"I sat next to the Duchess at tea... It was just as I thought it would be: Her rumblings abdominal Were simply phenomenal And everyone thought it was me."

"Just re-watched the lesbian scene in Black Swan. For the articles."

"Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator.. I'm taking this shit to a whole new level."

"Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic? He wanted to get his Car tuned"