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Joke of the Day

"What did the Banana say to the Vibrator? I don't know why you're shaking, she's going to eat me."

"Did you hear about the overweight, alcoholic transvestite? He liked to eat, drink, and be Mary."

"If you walk into a room that's empty except for a clown doll sitting in a chair at a tiny table, you're probably about to be murdered."

"Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza? Because he's shellfish!"

"Did you know that nuns have to eat a banana with a knife and fork?"

"A man walks into the library... ... And he asks the librarian if they have any books on suicide. The librarian replies ""You can sod of, you won't bring it back!"""

"Jokester City! What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta!"

"After winning the World Series, the city of Chicago is rioting So nothing seems to have changed."

"How does an insane man get through the forest? By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok."

"What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry? SIDS"