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"Jokester City! What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta!"
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"Reddit, what are some of your best Special Olympics jokes? NSFW"
"If you ask Vanilla Ice's mother about his childhood... she'll tell you that he was a nice, nice baby."
"A boy goes to the drug store to buy some condoms. 'Do you want a bag?', the cashier asks him 'No', the boy says, 'she isn't *that* ugly'"
"I was offering free mammograms in the company parking lot long before my employer was doing it."
"Q: What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow? A: To study economics."
"What do you call a preacher with an erection? A firm believer"
"What do you call Pegasus farts? Horse power."
"My friend, who is a landscaper, was cheating on his wife and I told him to stop. He replied, ""it's hard man.. I got to much love for the hoes"""
"Well you know what they say about history. Those who don't learn from history: Those who don't learn from history."