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Joke of the Day

"After winning the World Series, the city of Chicago is rioting So nothing seems to have changed."

"A skeleton walks into a bar... and he orders a beer and a mop."

"A really hot girl asked me for my number today and all I had to do was hit her car with my car."

"Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar? Because they were Miners... XD"

"Why are cats so afraid of cucumbers? Because they're 96% water"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it would be R, but they really love the C."

"Flight Attendant: ""Would you like some headphones?"" Me: ""How did you know my name is Phones?"""

"Have you heard about the constipated math teacher? He worked the problem out with a pencil. On a sheet of paper."

"What drug is most destructive with phones? Crack."

"What is 1 + 1? 3 if you don't use protection."