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Joke of the Day

"My doctor told me that I should avoid salty things I'm gonna miss playing MOBAs"

"Best medieval joke you know. Go. ""In days of old where men were bold and rubbers weren't invented, men wore socks around their cocks and babies were prevented."""

"""Do NOT wake her up! It took me thirty minutes to get her to shut up and go to sleep."" -Conversation I just had about a damn Furby."

"What is the wettest animal in the forest? The raindeer."

"Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they"

"David Cameron Went to his local butcher. He asked the butcher for a steak. The butcher asked ""what is your favourite cut?"", David replied, ""the public sector""."

"I was going to confess to this girl, until I found out that... Oops, wrong sub. Was meant to post this on /r/atheism."

"Guy talking to a girl Guy: I have a joke about my penis. Ah... forget get, it's too long. Girl: I have a joke about my vagina. You won't get it."

"Why can't women drive? Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom."

"What do you call a racecar driver? A racist"