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Joke of the Day

"What's black and white and red all over? Mimes in a chainsaw fight."

"What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel? So you're the one!"

"What do you mean dinosaurs didn't have titties?! *throws my camera on the ground and causes a scene as I leave the museum *"

"Did you hear that the guy who invented predictive text has died. His funfair is next sundial."

"What do a gay dolphin and a car that leaks oil have in common? Chances are, both have blown a seal"

"Did you hear about the newly-released Michael Jackson autobiography? It's called ""The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing."""

"Your mother ...is so big that when she was born the doctor broke a bottle of champagne over her head."

"If stupidity was a crime... Sarah Palin would be public enemy #1"

"A bunch of Greeks queued up in a line..."

"I'm naming my TV remote Waldo... ...for obvious reasons."