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Joke of the Day
"I can build things out of wood. Canoe?"
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"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more alcohol."
"i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this"
"This is how I tell if someone is paying attention. You were not :D"
"Do you like tapes and CDs? Cuz I'm about to tape my dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts"
"Don't be racist Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people"
"Don't confuse your path with your destination. Just because it's stormy now doesn't mean you aren't headed for sunshine."
"I met a girl... I met a girl who had twelve nipples. Sounds kinda funny, dozen tit?"
"I always failed to understand how boomerangs worked until the other day i threw one then it hit me"
"How do you kill a whole Circus at once? Aim for the Juggler..."