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Joke of the Day

"I can build things out of wood. Canoe?"

"What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor."

"Q: How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: It was supposed to be in place last week!"

"Why wasn't the bear allowed to drive? Because bears don't have fine *motor* skills"

"I don't like the song Stairway To Heaven because it implies that heaven is not wheelchair accessible."

"Sue from work says putting zucchini in her brownie makes it incredibly moist. I told Sue I've had similar successes."

"*hands you a marijuana* ""This one's called Air Bud. It'll make you play basketball. Also it might turn you into a golden retriever."""

"How many figures does a stripper make? I don't know, but it's not a father figure."

"What does a geography graduate do with a lightbulb? Not get a job."

"A baby seal walks into a club... and is escorted outside due to being underage. (Sorry if this is a repost, I've never seen this joke here before.)"