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Joke of the Day
"What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back? A Chiroptopracter."
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"friendship is so weird.. you just pick a human you've met and you're like ""yup I like this one"" and you just do stuff with them"
"What's the difference between old people and babies (offensive) Old people don't die if you fuck them in the ass."
"It concerns me when someone comes out of the bathroom stall and has to wash their hands all the way up to their elbows"
"Nothing says rock bottom quite like having your head in the oven for 45 minutes before you realize you forgot to pay the gas bill"
"So the Chicken and the Egg are laying in bed. The Chicken lights up a cigarette, takes a deep drag and says, ""Well, I guess that answers that question..."""
"People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people."
"What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common? [removed]"
"I wanted to make a joke about quantum superpositions But I couldn't decide on one."
"What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing? An **UFO** - **U**nflushable **F**loating **O**bject"