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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk."
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"I simply haven't seen enough solid evidence that suggests not drinking is better than drinking."
"What did the pedophile say when he got out of jail ? ""I feel like a kid again"""
"I once swallowed a piece of string and it came out tied. I shit you knot."
"Studies show that woman are better drivers. Sike!"
"Trump bragged about Apprentice ratings at National Prayer Breakfast, just like when Jesus boasted about his huge Sermon on the Mount crowds."
"I just watched a movie following a black man in a zombie apocalypse. It was the shortest movie I've ever watched."
"Turns out chiropractors aren't actually dinosaurs."
"If you're the guard at a Samsung store ... Does that make you the guardian of the galaxy?"
"The problem with being in the center of attention is that half of it is always behind your back."