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Joke of the Day
"Why are government employees constipated? Because they don't do shit."
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"How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it? With the chicken still around it"
"I have been smoking weed for almost 13 years. Or about a baker's dozen."
"I met a girl with 12 nipples... Sounds funny Dozen tit?"
"A bullet hit chuck norris yesterday Today is the bullet's funeral"
"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and ten million dollars."
"Very sad to hear about Nigel Farage. Nothing's happened to him, I'm just sad to hear about him."
"I don't understand why fat people get so much hate? They have love handle's not hate handle's"
"The Doctor says: ""Mrs Jones, I think your 7 year old is watching way too much TV"" ""How can you tell?"" asked Mrs Jones ""He just asked me if Cialis is right for him"""
"If a cop pulls you over for talking on your phone, just tell him you were reporting a drunk driver."