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Joke of the Day

"The Doctor says: ""Mrs Jones, I think your 7 year old is watching way too much TV"" ""How can you tell?"" asked Mrs Jones ""He just asked me if Cialis is right for him"""

"Banana Oh, no there isn't a joke here. I just thought if I said ""Banana"" it would sound apeeling."

"Women used to always call me ugly, until they find out how much money I make. Now they call me ugly and poor."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beaver E ! Beaver E who ? Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us !"

"They planned the date when the Burj Khalifa would be finished in advance... They wanted to know when it'd be due by"

"In know what comes after I... Just Kidding!"

"Pretty cool that there's no law saying you can't name your kid Squidward if you want."

"What do you call a morality story with sharp teeth and green scales? An allegory."

"What do Downton Abbey and Premenstrual Syndrome have in common? They're both period drama"

"Kids, in my day we didn't have text messaging. We had to write a ""Do you like me? Yes or no?"" note and pass it through 17 mutual friends."