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Joke of the Day
"I don't understand why fat people get so much hate? They have love handle's not hate handle's"
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"Golfer: ""That can't be my ball caddy. It looks far too old."" Caddy: ""It's a long time since we started sir."""
"What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown? Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet"
"Forever 21... pounds overweight"
"Osama, Ghaddafi, and Kim Jong Il? Santa must be taking his naughty list a tad seriously this year."
"When did intentionally misspelling words become a thing? Kewl? Gurl? You know what I dig? Literacy."
"""I think I have split personalities"", ......Said Steve, being frank."
"What's worse than a lobster on your piano? Crabs on your organ."
"Love is energy over time Because Watt is love?"
"What has no legs, nor arms, but sucks a mean dick? A vacuum cleaner."