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Joke of the Day
"How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it? With the chicken still around it"
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"Rednecks What do you call a redneck virgin? A 10 year old girl who can run faster than her brother and father"
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"Right now Chuck Norris' pumpkin is carving itself"
"[fixing your car stereo] Ah here's the problem [ejects Pitbull CD]"
"I talk a lot of shit for a girl with a blankie."
"Daughter: Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor? Me: Because they have boring parents, darling."
"so a guy with a premature ejaculations problem comes out of nowhere"
"Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away."