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Joke of the Day
"A bullet hit chuck norris yesterday Today is the bullet's funeral"
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"What's the most embarrassing part about Hillary Clinton's emails? The Nigerian Prince actually came through with the money transfer."
"Q: What lottery did the broom win? A: The sweepstakes."
"Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? Because she was a woman"
"To all the girls that say Gentlemen don't exist anymore: They do exist but Gentlemen are attracted to Ladies. Not s?uts. Sorry."
"What is yellow and wears a mask? The Lone Lemon."
"I had to get new tennis shoes this weekend my old ones were pretty run down"
"When someone tells me they're a doctor or an engineer all I can think is: ""wow your parents must've yelled at you to do your homework a lot"""
"I hear they might change reddit's name to something more appropriate... Blueit, perhaps?"
"I just yawned so loud, I think I called a boat in."