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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs? An arms race."
Next Joke
"I'm trying to potty train my son by leading by example, but the shit I just took totally overflowed his potty chair."
"My friend and I had this never-ending argument in a swimming pool in France Turned into a total piscine contest"
"Don't use up the last of the milk! Leave just enough in there to piss somebody off."
"My brother lost his eyesight in a motorboating accident. Her nipples were pierced."
"How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them"
"What do you call a rabbi with heart burn? Acidic Jew"
"Why can't people with ocd go poop? Because they're anal retentive!"
"4-year-old: We're playing Star Wars. I'm a Jedi and Mom is a stormtrooper. Me: What am I? 4-year-old: In the way."
"""I hope they bought enough beer so they won't notice how much I'm drinking"" -My prayer as I pull into my parents driveway"