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Joke of the Day

"An Irishman walks out of a bar"

"I was left alone for 3 hours and I almost cut my hand off trying to open a banana."

"So, this baby seal walks into a club... [o(;_;)o](http://youtu.be/TK2TuqcNWPY?t=30s)"

"Waiter there is a fly in my soup ! Yes sir thats the manager the last customer was a witch doctor !"

"Our perfume store is finally going out of business... I guess it just makes scents.Nobody nose about us."

"How do you get a Catholic nun pregnant? Dress her as a choirboy"

"It's odd how they name storms, but they don't name calms. There's a gentle breeze this morning. I think I'll call him Doug."

"(Guy who was trapped in a well for 20 years standing in front of the Get Well Soon cards at the pharmacy, frowning)"

"What do you call anal sex on an airplane? High ass fuck"

"The Dentist says, ""When was the last time you flossed?"" The Patient replies, ""You should know, you were there!"" Heard this at the dentist this morning"