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Joke of the Day

"You can now buy ""throw back"" Pepsi with real sugar. Where can I find throw back Coca-Cola with real cocaine?"

"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? One has cunning stunts the other has stunning..."

"What's the difference between a Donald Trump and Ellen Pao? Edit: Trump can ruin a business right."

"TIL why my adopted daughter keeps screaming ""Reddit Gold"" Apparently there's this really popular movie with a hit song that kids just love."

"If you and I are still single in 200 years let's agree to haunt a Burger King as a singular entity."

"Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper? Because he rarely shaved the balls."

"How rare was the disease that killed Tom Jones' wife? It's not unusual"

"For Sale... Parachute: $300. Slightly stained. Used once; never opened. No strings attached."

"Wouldn't that be a cool twist if World War 3 turned out to be a U.S.-Russia thing after all? ""So retro!"", you'd think as you were vaporized."

"What peanut butter do total dicks eat? Schmuckers."