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Joke of the Day

"there's no attractive way to chase a ping pong ball"

"2 blondes fell into a hole The first one said ""*Its dark in here,isn't it?*"" The second one said""*I don't know,I cant see.*"""

"You know its Monday when your left eye wont open and your right eye is twitching."

"guy who wrote the Folgers jingle never got woken up with a blowjob."

"As a cancer survivor, people ask me how did I come to terms with having cancer. I didn't... It just kind of grew on me."

"You know football is a big sport... ...now that you can buy hair gel that gives you the ""Messi look""."

"Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? 'Cause he wanted to git a long, little doggie."

"Felt sad when I heard Taylor Swift is now with Tom Hiddleston. Apparently, my subconscious thought I had a chance with Tom Hiddleston."

"Knock knock Who's there? Not victoria"

"Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday."