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Joke of the Day

"Bacon: Toast, great tan! Eggs: Ham, you smell good! Ham: Thank you Eggs, you too! Toast: Bacon, you're awesome bro! -complementary breakfast"

"I like my Jews... ...the way I like my coffee. Roasted."

"Khal Drogo Weighs in on Episode Leaks by Filmkritter on DeviantArt #OC"

"A woman turns to her brother and says: ""Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?"" ""It must need Osteo-per-o-sis"" _Love it._"

"What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo Bean? I haven't had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Just changed someone's ""fun"" name in my phone back to their normal name to regain some control over my life."

"I asked my Dad, ""Dad, what did you want to do when you were my age?"" ""Your mom's sister."""

"What's Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia !"

"A man is going to sleep, when his wife decides to surprise him with a blowjob"

"As a large adult male I think I could probably last at least 30 seconds with Rhonda Rousey But probably less than 10 seconds in a fight against her."