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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a radish and a beet? I've never radished off to OP's mom."

"My wife heard it's seductive to bite her lip. I don't have the heart to tell her it's meant to be the bottom one."

"I'm recovering from necrophilia and beastiality... I would tell you about it, but I'd be beating off a dead horse."

"What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? No one knows, he hasn't opened his presents yet."

"(Worst Joke) Why did Hitler open the window? To let fresh aryan"

"I love the smell of my F5 key... It's just so refreshing!"

"What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off? Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling."

"If I was a Quidditch player I'd be the Seeker, because I'm really, really good at doing basically nothing until the very end of something."

"What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met? Pork and bologne sammiches."

"What goes in hard and comes out soft and sticky? Gum."