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Joke of the Day
"*Throws Pizza party *B.Y.O.Pizza *Gather All the pizza's *Kicks everyone out."
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"Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, ""School Ahead, Go Slow!"""
"An English teacher tells a knock knock joke Teacher: Knock Knock Student: Who's there? Teacher: To Student: To who? Teacher: To *whom*"
"Did you hear what the ridiculous fraction ordered for lunch? I don't know either but I heard she tried to halve split-pea soup and pay with a quarter."
"After a night of drinking, John walks into a metal bar The music was great and he hooks up with a beautiful blonde. He awakes at the hospital with a mild concussion."
"After all that shit, I can't believe they are finally back together. My ass cheeks"
"A black guy, a Muslim, and a racist walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""The usual, Mr. President?"""
"HR: know why you're here? Me: I put my tongue in the candy cutter Union: well..unsafe..but fired? HR: the candy cutter's name is Trish"
"In my trunk is a tire iron, a box of human hair, and a bottle of Grey Goose. I'm always prepared for an impromptu crime scene tampering."
"How to propose marriage: 1. Drive to bridge 2. Jump off"