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Joke of the Day
"How to propose marriage: 1. Drive to bridge 2. Jump off"
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"[interview for fireman] ""So why do you think you're a good fireman?"" I lit the building on fire ""What?"" Now watch as I try to put it out"
"Next week, who's that pokemon? Its jay fuckin garrick."
"I know a joke about frequencies But I'll not share it, because the punch line is so bad it hertz."
"Rest in peace David Bowie I love your knives!"
"That's it, teachers. Keep gloating on Facebook about your snow day. You'll see my kids tomorrow after their breakfast of Coke & Pixy Stix."
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times lets face it you're a jerk and I'm stupid"
"Step 1: Walk without rhythm, Step 2: Ride the worm Step 3: Prophet"
"Whoever smelt it, dealt it So technically officer, that weed is yours."
"My boss told me ""Dress for the job you want, not the job you have"" Am now sat in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Batman costume"