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Joke of the Day

"After a night of drinking, John walks into a metal bar The music was great and he hooks up with a beautiful blonde. He awakes at the hospital with a mild concussion."

"The three of us have never been so insulted. My little brother told me ""YOUR mom is also MY mom!"""

"What do you call a woman made out of beef? Patty"

"Pay attention to your kids... Because one day he will stuff a sugar free gummy bear in your mouth that he rubbed on a cat."

"What was the deaf mans favorite song? The Sound of Silence."

"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only cums once a year."

"Why are feminists bad cashiers? They can't make change."

"I have a confession to make, I am a lesbian... Trapped in a man's body."

"[Mugshot photographer] Me: now lets do a silly one"

"I will show you a picture on my phone, but if you swipe right or left, I will break your finger."