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Joke of the Day
"Who does Hitler call when his dog is sick? A Veteran Aryan"
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"How come we never see hideous fish men around any more? Dagon."
"LIFE HACK tell the hotel you forgot your toothbrush. They don't even check, they just give you a brand new one!!! It's so sweet"
"Why is the area between the boobs and the ass called the 'waist?' Because you could easily fit two more boobs down there."
"""See you later alligator"" ""In a whilst crocodile"" -why we fought the British for independence"
"I've reached the point in my life where I'm ready for a life partner. But I'd probably be just as content with a cheeseburger."
"""Holy shit, amazing!!!"" -Asian guy using fork for the first time"
"I like my women how I like my wine... ten years old and in my basement."
"What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post? [Removed]"
"NOAH'S GOOGLE HISTORY 1) What is an ark? 2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark? 4) Are snakes necessary? 5) Is god real or am I high?"