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Joke of the Day
"What is a suicide bomber's favorite TV show? The Big Bang Theory."
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"""You can't have your cake and eat it too"" People that don't know how cake works."
"Why did Jeffrey Dahmer fuck his corpses? He already had a skin lamp, but he didn't have a flesh light"
"How do you kill a hipster? by drowning them in the mainstream"
"If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear? A hole in it."
"How is a 9 volt battery and a woman's anus similar You know it's wrong, but sooner or later you're going to put your tongue on it"
"FLIGHT ATTENDANT: sir calm down ME (having panic attack): sorry I've never flown before PILOT (over intercom): dont worry neither have I lol"
"Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What what?"
"I was fired from Ford today I kept losing focus"
"Japan is not a Democracy. It's a Constitutional Monarchy. They don't have big erections."