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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a duck on a rampage? Amok"

"There was a blackout in our neighborhood The police told us to stay inside until they shot him"

"I've got a quiet buddy who taught his cat to speak. He's a fan of mew words."

"What do you call two bananas? Slippers"

"At first I was worried about my eyesight, but my doctor said I was fine. As a matter of fact, he said that in 5 years I should have 20-20 vision!"

"I really enjoyed reading the Diary of Anne Frank Although I was disappointed it ended rather abruptly"

"Wouldn't it be so cool if life had notifications like, *ONE NEW NOTIFICATION* Your boyfriend/girlfriend just cheated on you.."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You would think R, but pirates really have a passion of the seas."

"I'm going to start a comedy club in Africa... I'm going to call it ""Lafrica"""

"Police Officer and the Pothead Police Officer: ""How high are you?"" Pothead: ""No officer, it's ""Hi, How are you?"""