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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to start a comedy club in Africa... I'm going to call it ""Lafrica"""

"Brokeback Mountain pretty much ruined camping as a male bonding activity for straight guys."

"3 things I hate: 1. lists 2. irony 3. shitposts on /r/jokes"

"I just saw a can of ginger ale that wasn't on an airplane and it looked really uncomfortable."

"A little haiku about finals. I am really fucked. Where did the semester go? Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck"

"Did you see the news about the Governor of Alabama's mansion burning down? Damn near took out the entire trailer park."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ? Adore stands between us open up !"

"BLONDE ALE Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up."

"Today somebody called me a model! Well they said ""poster boy for birth control"", but I knew what they meant."

"Did you know they were trying to ban MSG? It was called law 13 due to the fact that it abolished savory....I will show myself out."