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Joke of the Day
"There was a blackout in our neighborhood The police told us to stay inside until they shot him"
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"Two Muffins are sitting in an oven... The first muffin says ""Man, it is hot in here!"" then the second muffin says ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!"""
"George Bush punches an inflatable flailing arm tube man at a car dealership. It swings back and knocks him unconcious"
"[OC] So I went downstairs to check the time on a clock... But it was saying 4:04: Time Not Found!"
"If you don't already know your Miranda rights from watching TV and movies, you're kind of an idiot."
"What's the difference between my job and my wife? My job will still suck after 5 years"
"Time to fap Ctrl+Shift+N"
"What Do You Call Giving a Dutch Guy a Gun? Armin Van Buren."
"Of course my clothes are on the floor. I'm a guy, that's where I hang them."
"What kind of meat do vegan priests eat? Nun!"