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Joke of the Day

"How does the Catholic Church make their holy water? They boil the hell out of it."

"Q-How did the gay guy feel when he went shopping? A= Like a **girl**. *Lol*"

"Apparently, Walt Disney was a secret FBI snitch for 26 years so I guess you could say he was a rat who was famous for drawing a mouse."

"how can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts to fit your wife's clothes. Yes, I know this isn't OC. Nothing on reddit is."

"What do you call a lizard that can't get a boner? A reptile dysfunction"

"What is black and has two broken arms? Muammar Gaddafi's sunglasses"

"I hate when I decide to sleep and my brain goes like ""Come back here! Remember that thing you did, why?"" & we stay up talking about it."

"Get a big metal box, label it ""TIME CAPSULE"" and take a big dump in it so people know what 2011 was like."

"Sex is a lot like eating It starts with the mouth and ends in the arse"

"You know those before-after models? I'm a professional before model"