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Joke of the Day

"Apparently, Walt Disney was a secret FBI snitch for 26 years so I guess you could say he was a rat who was famous for drawing a mouse."

"Q: What did the cow say to the masked robber? A: Moo."

"A prostate exam... Is worrying when the doctor shouts ""look no hands!"""

"Ever heard of the DNA? National Dyslexic Association."

"I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread."

"Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a ""hole."" Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq."

"Today's weather is perfect for running around with your top down. But these kids at Trader Joe's act like they've never seen nipples before"

"Why doesn't Jesus buy beer? Hebrews."

"What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses."

"Her: It's disgusting how many dirty habits you have. Me: THE NUNS PAY ME GOOD MONEY TO DO THIER LAUNDRY OK???"