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Joke of the Day

"Q-How did the gay guy feel when he went shopping? A= Like a **girl**. *Lol*"

"Has anyone heard of the new band called 512MB? They haven't any gigs yet!"

"Me: Can I leave early? Boss: Why? Me: Death Boss: Who died? Me: No one yet Boss: Me: Boss: Get out"

"What do you call a magical creature with a skin disease? A leperchaun."

"[interview] ""I'm not sure your experience is sufficient for this position."" me: Trump is president ""Touche, you're hired"""

"Damn my stomach is making really weird noises...I'm gonna go ahead and send a donut down there to check things out."

"Drug dealer I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer today. I'm not sure what they're laced with...but I've been tripping all day!"

"If the State of the Union is really ""the best it's ever been"" Why do we ""need"" dozens of new government programs to fix it!"

"knock knock joke knock knock. Who's there? Barbie. Barbie who? BBQ chicken"

"what's the difference between light and hard you can sleep with the light on"