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Joke of the Day

"Q-How did the gay guy feel when he went shopping? A= Like a **girl**. *Lol*"

"What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity? Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse."

"I have a joke about pizza and a broken pencil unfortunately it's cheesy and pointless"

"The problem with teaching a man to fish is that eventually somebody will microwave that fish in the work break room."

"What do you call a black person that cant sing? A rapper"

"I got a dig bick. You that read wrong. That awkward when you read that wrong too. And said 'moment' after awkward. This is awkward."

"My boss hates it when I shorten his name to D!ck, Especially since his name is Steve."

"I made my money the old-fashioned way... I used a printing press"

"Maybe the Titanic sank because there were too many cats onboard, you don't know."

"What does Kodak film and a condom have in common? They both capture that special moment"