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Joke of the Day
"what do you call water that bounces? Spring water."
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"How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool? ""Please get out of the swimming pool."""
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"Entered a competition with 10 of my best puns thinking at least one would win.... No pun in ten did. Sorry if thats been said. It's just my favorite pun and I thought I'd share it."
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"What did the hacker do when the police came for him? He ransomware."
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"I just went on a date with a woman that had 12 nipples.. Sounds funny, dozen tit?"