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Joke of the Day

"what do they call a hot looking girl who will love you and stay devoted to you forever? let me know once you find one"

"A Japanese man once tried to fake his own death. His family didn't bereave him."

"Why can't women enjoy porn as much as men? They can tell when the girls are faking it. (This joke best after a few drinks)"

"the printer in my office is fondly called Bob Marley it keeps jamming"

"Two men walk into a bar... You'd think the second one would've noticed"

"I wasn't sure if I'd find deer out here, until... I saw a sign that said 'Fine for Hunting.'"

"Do you know why computer parts are not expensive? Because they are micro-cheap."

"Good night everyone. There's a pillow with my name on it. It's a long story. But basically, I had a brief obsession with needlework."

"Rick Astley is willing to let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, with one exception. He's never gonna give you Up."

"I'm walking on sunshine, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and I'm startin' to feel AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS TERRIBLE"