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Joke of the Day
"What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach? ""Get out of my son!"""
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"Is high blood pressure contagious? Because I think I'm getting it from my patients."
"Did you hear about them computer geeks, who were also miners by trade, who sang a cover of that Motorhead song? They called it The Acer Spades."
"Little girls and fish Why do little girls put fishes down their pants? So the can smell like big girls!"
"Kids are like farts The only ones you can stand are your own."
"What did one French Guy say to another French Guy? ""Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!"" (""Hello, I am called Guy as well!"")"
"[First date] okay just dont let her know you're a trump supporter Her: so what kinda wine should I get Me: haha white is always the best"
"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts. Credit to the man who came through my check lane at work."
"What's the United States favorite brand of shortening? San Fran Crisco"
"How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, lawyers only screw us."