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Joke of the Day
"What did the hacker do when the police came for him? He ransomware."
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"What is a Pirate's favorite letter? U, for Unoriginal Joke."
"So I complimented my friend's majestic moustache. No idea why she had to slap me though."
"No Microsoft, I don't want to Send an Error Report. Snitches get stitches."
"I never would've noticed that you removed me as a friend, until you tried to add me back."
"WIFE: you can't just deep-fry everything ME: what do you mean? WIFE: I mean put down the cat"
"That's one healthy flower bed you've got blooming in your backyard. How many bodies do you have buried there? -My attempts at small talk."
"Blow your load That awkward moment when you're about to blow your load, and your teacher makes direct eye contact."
"What kind of cancer always stands by the government? Pro-state cancer."
"I love jewish comedians they never ham it up."