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Joke of the Day
"How do people lose their kids at the mall? Seriously, any tips would be greatly appreciated."
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"(reads smudged writing on hand during date) i just want to say that u look really preffy tonight"
"Girl, you must be the SAT... 'cause I want to do you for three hours and forty five minutes with a ten minute break for snacks."
"The dalai lama walks into a pizza parlor... And he asks the cashier to make him one with everything."
"What do you call a mexican midget? A paragraph... Because he's not a full essay"
"Every time you put on a jean jacket your middle name changes to ""jean jacket"" on your birth certificate."
"I'm the first to review a series of roads that have no left turns ... ... it's alright."
"If you feed Donald Trump after midnight or put him in water what will he turn into? A Kremlin."
"Kid is destined to be gaye My friend just named her newborn baby ""Marvin"""
"If my wife hates when I cum in her hair. Why does she keep leaving it in the shower drain?"