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Joke of the Day

"Whoever just called my mom 3 minutes after she called me You are a God!"

"How do you shut up a deaf person? Punch them in the hands."

"You better brush your teeth everyday... Oral-B very mad!"

"I'm always frank with my sexual partners. Don't want them knowing my real name."

"How do you make a horomone? You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )"

"I just want to be rich enough where I snap my fingers and 7 people fight over who gets to make me my next grilled cheese."

"Test Post Pls Ignore! April fools."

"I heard you like bad boys she replied: Yeah Well, i'm not trying to impress you or anything But When Disney channel asked me to go their website with parents permission, I didn't ask my parents."

"My wife asked me to hand her a tube of lipstick, but I mistakenly handed her a tube of Super Glue Now she won't talk to me."

"Did you hear the news about the CEO of Ford? He was seen with an escort..."