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Joke of the Day

"Whoever just called my mom 3 minutes after she called me You are a God!"

"What do you call a blonde who dyed her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence"

"It doesn't make any sense for ugly girls to play hard to get. You're already playing hard to want."

"Working in an Action Man factory pays very well indeed... You can make six figures in an hour."

"So I was having sex with a crazy girl. I was fucking insane ..."

"What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? Both lookin for a tight seal."

"The only time me and a girl orgasmed at the same time,nnShe didn't even know I was in the cupboard."

"Why are gardeners good at spreading religion. Because they can plant churches."

"Are you made from Na, selenium and xenon? Because you are sodium SeXe. Edit: I have yet to zinc of another chemistry joke."

"Why did Mario lose a life? He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out."