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Joke of the Day

"I heard you like bad boys she replied: Yeah Well, i'm not trying to impress you or anything But When Disney channel asked me to go their website with parents permission, I didn't ask my parents."

"A Three legged dog walks into the old wild west saloon He says to the bartender, ""I'm lookin' fer the guy who shot my paw."""

"pirate joke I saw a pirate walking down the street and he had a paper towel on his head so I said ""what's with the paper towel."" he said ""arrgh got a Bounty on me head."""

"I once told a joke so corny... That it was sold at the farmers' market"

"Got my hair done again. I'm so blonde now I can barely spell my last name."

"WIFE: you didn't use my shampoo again did you? ME: *shakes my head no but my lustrous hair gives me away*"

"Why did the cellphone go to court? Because it was charged with battery. Thank you, I'll be here all night... Finals week needs to end."

"I used to think maths was useless but then one day I realised that decimals had a point."

"What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter? A weeping Willow."

"How old is Cam Brain? As old as trilobites."