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Joke of the Day

"Every kid dreads accidentally calling their teacher ""mom"" but from personal experience, doing it in a rap battle is worse"

"Trying anal is like Washing dry hands with wet soap... ...it doesn't feel the same, but its getting the same job done..."

"""exorcise"" and ""exercise"" sound alike because they're both the work of the Devil"

"Why are camels called the ships of the desert? They're full of Iraqi semen."

"What's the difference between broccoli and boogers? You can't get kids to eat broccoli."

"Confucious he say... Man who fart in church, sit in his own pew..."

"What sexual position produces the ugliest children? I don't know, ask your mom."

"What to Bill Cosby and Peter Pan have in common? Rufi-ooooooo!"

"If you read enough tweets you can tell the approximate time the tweeter switched from coffee to alcohol"

"Duct Tape Turning ""No no no"" into ""mmm mmm mmm"""